Donald Trump wants the FBI investigated
Donald Trump is really mad now. Ol’ Donald John there went on the Twitter and told folks that he is going to have the FBI investigated because they decided to investigate the Russian spies that Don Jr let into his campaign.
Here’s what ol’ Donald John said:
The Department of Justice, which is ran by Donald John’s friend Jeff “Mr. Magoo” Sessions, said they’ll instruct the Inspector General to look into Donald John’s concerns about the FBI investigating the Russian spies who Don Jr. let into the campaign.
And y’all know the Russian spies I’m talking about! Yeah, Natalia Veselnitskaya who came out and said just last month that she is a Russian spy.
Andrew E. Kramer and Sharon LaFraniere of The New York Times quoted Natalia Veselnitskaya as saying, “I am a lawyer, and I am an informant.”
Mm-hmm, that’s what she said. She basically confirmed to everybody that the meeting about “adoptions” wasn’t about “adoptions” but getting dirt to Donald John’s campaign so they could use the dirt against Russian President Vladimir Putin’s arch nemesis, Hillary Clinton.
Putin doesn’t like Clinton too much because he believes she tried to make him lose his job as the Russian president.
It is why a lot of people say he decided to give Donald John a helping red hand. That’s what some folks say, now. Mm-hmm.
At any rate, things aren’t looking good for Donald John. Donald John and Junior have already been caught in a lie about their knowledge about the Russian adoption meeting.
The Washington Post reported that Donald John helped to write that letter saying Junior’s June 2016 meeting with the Russians was about Americans adopting Russian children.
Here it is again, “Sources say White House advisers had decided to be transparent about the meeting, but the president changed the game plan at the last minute to misleadingly suggest that the meeting was about adoption.”
That’s what Aaron Blake of the Washington Post wrote. Mm-hmm. This week, several news outlets reported that Junior called somebody from a blocked number to tell them about the meeting with Natalia Veselnitskaya.
Yeah, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out who was on the other line of that block call.
Plus, Michael Cohen, Donald John’s lawyer, has gotten Donald John into so much hot mess with that whole Stormy Daniels situation to the point that Cohen has decided he should do what that $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels didn’t do for her; which is to hush his mouth.
He’s pleading the fifth. Yeah, so it’s not looking good for Donald John. And when things aren’t looking good for ol’ Donald John there, he goes on the Twitter and starts tweet demanding; which doesn’t really turn out so hot for him.
Oh well, sucks for Donald John! Ha!
Here’s what ol’ Donald John said:
I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump Campaign for Political Purposes - and if any such demands or requests were made by people within the Obama Administration!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 20, 2018
The Department of Justice, which is ran by Donald John’s friend Jeff “Mr. Magoo” Sessions, said they’ll instruct the Inspector General to look into Donald John’s concerns about the FBI investigating the Russian spies who Don Jr. let into the campaign.
And y’all know the Russian spies I’m talking about! Yeah, Natalia Veselnitskaya who came out and said just last month that she is a Russian spy.
Andrew E. Kramer and Sharon LaFraniere of The New York Times quoted Natalia Veselnitskaya as saying, “I am a lawyer, and I am an informant.”
Mm-hmm, that’s what she said. She basically confirmed to everybody that the meeting about “adoptions” wasn’t about “adoptions” but getting dirt to Donald John’s campaign so they could use the dirt against Russian President Vladimir Putin’s arch nemesis, Hillary Clinton.
Putin doesn’t like Clinton too much because he believes she tried to make him lose his job as the Russian president.
It is why a lot of people say he decided to give Donald John a helping red hand. That’s what some folks say, now. Mm-hmm.
At any rate, things aren’t looking good for Donald John. Donald John and Junior have already been caught in a lie about their knowledge about the Russian adoption meeting.
The Washington Post reported that Donald John helped to write that letter saying Junior’s June 2016 meeting with the Russians was about Americans adopting Russian children.
Here it is again, “Sources say White House advisers had decided to be transparent about the meeting, but the president changed the game plan at the last minute to misleadingly suggest that the meeting was about adoption.”
That’s what Aaron Blake of the Washington Post wrote. Mm-hmm. This week, several news outlets reported that Junior called somebody from a blocked number to tell them about the meeting with Natalia Veselnitskaya.
Yeah, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out who was on the other line of that block call.
Plus, Michael Cohen, Donald John’s lawyer, has gotten Donald John into so much hot mess with that whole Stormy Daniels situation to the point that Cohen has decided he should do what that $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels didn’t do for her; which is to hush his mouth.
He’s pleading the fifth. Yeah, so it’s not looking good for Donald John. And when things aren’t looking good for ol’ Donald John there, he goes on the Twitter and starts tweet demanding; which doesn’t really turn out so hot for him.
Oh well, sucks for Donald John! Ha!
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